To Pee or Say Oui Oui

Quick foreign language lesson: Oui pronounced "Wee", is French for "Yes". Now let's dive right into it. You are female. You're having some good sex, receiving some good tongue/finger action, or having a great USB charged toy experience, when all of a sudden, you feel this immense sensational pressure. It's so strong. So intense. So inescapable. The height of your arousal has arrived and oh no! You feel like you have to pee! You're scared. You feel nervous. Anxious. This fine sexy man is serving you and you want to scream, moan and let "it" go, but what exactly is "it"? Is "it" pee? You can't pee on this man, can you? What will he think? What will he tell his boys? How embarrassing to take a piss at "that" moment of all moments. What about the mattress? You'll never get that smell out. So what do you do? Do you clinch it off and moan through it, or do you let it go? Don't worry "sweet pees" (pun intended), it's happened to the majority of us; that split second decision to either hold in what we think is pee, or let it go and say "oui oui"!

Let me set you free and break it down, so it will forever be broke. That pressure and sensation that feels like you have to pee, is what is called female ejaculation aka "squirting". Men aren't the only human species to enjoy ejaculation ecstasy. How liberating and free it is to just "bust one" with no thought, concern or care in the world about where it goes, and what the other person's going to think.

Female ejaculation (FE) occurs when a female expels fluid (not pee, but it's sometimes mixed with pee) through her urethra during a sexual act. The urethra just so happens to be the same tube responsible for expelling urine from your bladder. FE can happen when a female is aroused and can occur independent of an orgasm. The FE fluid is made up of fructose (a form of sugar) and PSA (prostate specific antigen) which is an enzyme also found in male semen. During arousal, the FE fluid actually accumulates in the bladder and is either expelled during ejaculation or remains in the bladder (if not released), mixes in with your urine and gets released when you pee. So all of this explains why the urge to ejaculate is so similar to the urge to pee. This is a normal process, however not all women ejaculate during sex. For those that do, and worry about peeing at the moment of ecstasy, here are some tips that will hopefully help you feel free to release and say "oui oui"!

1. If possible, urinate before your sexual tryst. This will decrease the presence of pee, so that you can feel comfortable letting it go.

2. Put a towel down so you don't have to worry about the mattress or sheets (if this is a concern for you). If this is not a concern, a good upholstery cleaner and some disinfectant spray can help with mattress clean up, if necessary. Be sure to let it air dry.

3. Put a plastic covering over your mattress, then put a comfortable mattress pad over that, and then put on your bed sheets. Your mattress pad & sheets can always be removed and washed and your mattress stays dry.

4. Urinate after ejaculation to help prevent urinary tract infections and to release bacteria that may have accumulated during sex.

FE is generally odorless and colorless and there are some occasions when it may appear thick and milky. The fluid can either occur in large quantities or small quantities, and may propel out with a powerful blast or trickle out with serene sweetness. The urge is real and the release is liberating. I've found that 100% of the men I've polled don't mind it at all, and actually see it as an ego boost when they're able to make their woman "squirt". Some even admitted to liking the taste of the fluid, describing it as sweet. If you're feeling freaky, taste it yourself. Consider it "research". The experience is a win-win with the right person and the right chemistry. So try to relax and say "oui oui" and keep in mind that there are some that are also into the pee. Squirt on sweet pees!

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